Been finding myself bumping into some serious idiots lately, so here, if you can be bothered to take few minutes, will improve your time with me for sure!!
There are a number of essays and lists of 'dos and donts'for escort clients available on the internet, but I dontthink it hurts to add another one because it gives a broader view of what different working girls consider important. This is not a list of my personal pet peeves, but rather commonsense advice and warnings against behaviors I know annoy most escorts, including me in particular.
1) Dont ask rude, stupid, pointless or prying questions, or those to which you dont really want to know the answer.
My own pet peeve is 'Are you clean?' Now, think about this for a minute; do you honestly think an expensive call girl wont be? And if youre dealing with a streetwalker, do you honestly think she'll tell you the truth if she isnt?
Just keep your eyes open and be as scrupulous as we are with condoms and you wont have to waste your time with this rude and pointless question.
Then theres, 'Whats your real name? If she wanted you to have it, dont you think she would've given it to you?
* Again, both rude and pointless.
An even worse (and unfortunately far more common) one is,What do I get for my money?If a girl ever answers this question with anything more specific than,'You get an hour of my time' you should suspect that you're being taped because no experienced girl worth the money would ever say anything else.
The last category includes such questions as, How many men have you seen today? or Are you married? or Has anyone ever hurt you? Maybe the real answers would turn you on, but they might also turn you off, and your escort has no way of knowing which. You might very well think you want to know the answer, and then change your mind when you hear it. So its best to avoid these kinds of questions in the first place, and if you ask something which the girl seems not to want to answer don't press the issue.
2) Be clean.
Just that simple; give a professional the same respect you would give an amateur. Take a shower, shave, brush your teeth and cut your fingernails. (NOTE THAT I DO OFFER VERY NICE SHOWER FACILITIES AND CLEAN TOWELS!!)
Change into clean clothes and refrain from smoking in her presence unless she is also a smoker or has ashtrays available to signify its OK. If you're uncircumcised, clean the area under your foreskin thoroughly, and if you have any sort of skin condition please clean it properly and let her know what it is as soon as you disrobe. And if you see even the slightest sign of any kind of sexually transmitted disease, please seek medical attention immediately and do not even attempt to hire a girl until your doctor pronounces you clear!
3) Employ normal good manners.
I know proper etiquette is less common than it used to be, but c'mon guys, this isnt rocket science. Just try to remember all the things Mommy taught you; ask rather than demanding, say thank you at the end, small little things make a huge difference!
4) Remember that we are businesswomen and that this is our business.
You wouldnt make a cashier have to ask for her money, and you shouldnt make us ask either; different girls want the money handed over in different ways, but we all want it up front.
5) Be where you say you're going to be when you say youre going to be there.
If you're going to an incall, try to be on time and call if you'll be more than five minutes late; if the girl is coming to you, dont leave to go to the store, the ice machine, the front desk or the ATM when you expect her any minute. You should have done those things long before; if there is a real emergency just call to tell her so she can delay arriving for the time it will take you to get back. And if theres a substantial delay which is your fault rather than hers, please dont be an ass if she cuts the session a bit short; she may have other appointments and she didnt force you to arrive half an hour later than expected.
6) Dont have anyone there who isnt participating. (out call experiences...)
You may simply want to show your friends the choice bit of tail youre about to enjoy, but she may find it very threatening to have a door opened to a room full of guys, even if they immediately file out as soon as she arrives.
7) Keep your fingers outside of her body.
The average professional strongly dislikes having dirty, rough, bumpy fingers forcibly inserted (often without warning or lubrication) into her vagina, anus or even mouth. Even surgically clean fingers with nails trimmed down to the quick can be terribly uncomfortable, and once the man starts to wriggle them around violently it can become acutely painful. If you have a fetish for this please ask if if it's OK before doing it, and abide by whatever answer you get.
8) Dont even ask to go without a condom.
Even though we hear it all the time, it doesnt mean it isnt annoying or even infuriating. [b] If you want an escort to think of you as an imbecile or a fool,Do I have to use a condom? is the most effective way. [b] If you want to insult her at the same time, opt for How much to do it without a condom instead.[/b]
9) Respect her limits.
Just because youve hired a girl to do a job does not make her your slave.
If she is uncomfortable with some fetish you didnt bother to warn her about, leave it alone. If she doesnt want to give you her home telephone number or let you take her picture, drop the subject. A professional is not some naive schoolgirl you can seduce into doing something against her will; all you're going to accomplish is annoying her and wasting the time you paid for, and if she feels threatened enough she will leave and you will be out your money with nothing to show for it.
10) Above all else, just apply common sense and common courtesy;
You'll be the kind of client professionals like to see rather than the kind we dread, and you'll find your experience is much more rewarding and fulfilling because of it.